If everybody was like me Shout Factory would be the biggest company in the world. I give them so much money. Also, there would be no onions. I don't like them.

He's history's greatest monster!

The day I found out TGI Friday's stopped offering their Pizzadilla (half pizza, half quesadilla) is the last day I went into a TGI Friday's.

Thanks!

Are you guys not having a live discussion for the Oscars this year?

The part that got me, and I only read the transcript, is where he says he's not a very good diabetic. Which I assume means he hasn't been careful about his diet.

This isn't how I thought I would spend my day off of work but this is my favorite AV Club thread since the Roadhouse Cult Canon discussion on what was meant by "I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck".

That's the movie that introduced me to the belted sanitary napkin.

Is this the What About thread? What about Home for the Holidays?

Flesheater is really fun to watch. It has some great bad horror movie logic. Like when the kids see just one zombie and they start boarding themselves up in a house. It's like they knew they were in a zombie movie.

Cabin Fever 2 is his only great movie. He says the producers are responsible for that movie but everyone else says it's his minus the tacked on ending. But House of the Devil was very good so I'm excited about The Innkeepers.

I decided never to listen to a DLM with TJ Miller because he's just a braying jackass (see also sound alike Jason Mantzoukas). But I'd really like to hear Ti West. Too bad he got stuck with those two.

If you never heard of Merv Griffin that means you hadn't seen The Man With Two Brains by the time the Seinfeld episode aired. What did you do as a child? Play outside?

There are people that don't like "The Merv Griffin Show"?

I remember it as "227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and the Family. Saturdays on NBC". So I will always know what day and channel 227 was on.

It made me wonder if this was just the first take.

Is there a lot of talk about their "process"? Because that's why I stopped listening to The Nerdist. I don't care if a comedian sits down to write, writes something down when they think of it or doesn't write things down.

The album Christmas Party With Eddie G. should be up there with the Beach Boys Christmas album and A Christmas Gift
For You as holiday staples.

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So Joel has The Soup, Allison has Mad Men, Donald has a rap career, Chevy has a long history of success, Ken has Hangover movies and Jim Rash has screenwriting, That leaves Gillian, Yvette and Danny for what? A detective series?