I notice that when he is ranting he doesn't speak in a fake British accent. Odd.

I notice that when he is ranting he doesn't speak in a fake British accent. Odd.

He has a wife now. When did that happen? Did he take her to Nashville for their honeymoon?

He has a wife now. When did that happen? Did he take her to Nashville for their honeymoon?

Wouldn't the Wayne's World-themed flavor be "Cream of Some Young Guy"?

Wouldn't the Wayne's World-themed flavor be "Cream of Some Young Guy"?

It's funny that his name is Rob.

It's funny that his name is Rob.

Except for the Underdog theme song.

In some circles, the guy who gets held back gets whaled on by the guy who isn't being held back. Just so you know what you are wishing for.

It's strange that Wahlberg should mention that he had over 50 dreams about 9/11. Because last night I dreamed that this big Russian spy thumped me on the chest and said, "Your chest is a door, my friend," like he was about to open it and take out my heart.

Because "Dane" is a Scandinavian nationality, as is "Swedish," and a "Cook" and a "Chef" both have jobs preparing food.

The Ramones wouldn't call somebody a "slut."

Excellent! Especially since Halloween itself is a Satanic celebration of demon possession, dating back to when the Picts burned people alive inside wicker baskets while beating drums made of human skin. (Per Chick.)

Jack Chick writes some really good comics for all ages. The one about how Catholics are the tools of Satan is a good one.

Yeah, the baby bird story, which is the second Billy Hazelnuts story, is a little violent. My wife told me to stop reading it to our then-3-year-old. So that one is a little challenging. I related this to Mr. Millionaire via a comment on his webiste and he replied, "Kids need violence."

Tony Millionaire's Sock Monkey books, and, for slightly older kids, his Billy Hazelnuts books, are beautifully drawn and contain crazy but sweet stories.

The only reason I clicked on the article was to see whether there was more leg showing in the full photo.

"Did I NOT ask for MERLOT?"

What's a suitcase pimp?