The 5th Element is my favorite Thanksgiving movie ever. I love everything about the movie, even the parts that suck like the annoying Chris Tucker character. I fucking love the fuck out of that character. Kind of funny, kind of horrible, but full-on. The character and movie both stay true to a vision. A full-on,…

The 5th Element is my favorite Thanksgiving movie ever. I love everything about the movie, even the parts that suck like the annoying Chris Tucker character. I fucking love the fuck out of that character. Kind of funny, kind of horrible, but full-on. The character and movie both stay true to a vision. A full-on,…

I had a three-color Crucifucks flyer that a punk chick handed to me outside the DK show at the MPLS Armory in 1984. It had a goofy grinning dude with a green mohawk hanging from a cross.

I had a three-color Crucifucks flyer that a punk chick handed to me outside the DK show at the MPLS Armory in 1984. It had a goofy grinning dude with a green mohawk hanging from a cross.

Goose-stepping right into your living room! And into your heart.

Goose-stepping right into your living room! And into your heart.

The Replacements were on the show that season, drunk as fuck. That was pretty great.

The Replacements were on the show that season, drunk as fuck. That was pretty great.

I guess milk was a bad idea lol.

I guess milk was a bad idea lol.

The other afternoon I woke up form a nap and thought, gee, my shirt is sure wet, it's not even hot, how could I have been sweating, and why are the sheets wet, too? And then I discovered I was lying in cat puke.

The other afternoon I woke up form a nap and thought, gee, my shirt is sure wet, it's not even hot, how could I have been sweating, and why are the sheets wet, too? And then I discovered I was lying in cat puke.

Crash, Bang-Bus Edition: Crash for Cash

Crash, Bang-Bus Edition: Crash for Cash

A touch of Biebola.

A touch of Biebola.

Radio Birdman, up above.

Radio Birdman, up above.

It's not like a straight-up faux-cockney accent or anything, but it's got Johnny Rotten-ish inflections. It might be kind of a Berkeley thing, because you can hear it in other bands from there, like Fang and Rancid.

It's not like a straight-up faux-cockney accent or anything, but it's got Johnny Rotten-ish inflections. It might be kind of a Berkeley thing, because you can hear it in other bands from there, like Fang and Rancid.