He also took a runny shit in my kid's toy bin, which we did not discover until it was horribly, horribly too late.

The god-damned cat who keeps shitting in my bathtub damn well better be going to Hell! Fucker!

I knew this guy Lefkowitz who was in a band with this same name 25 years ago. He sure liked his blitzes, that Lefkowitz guy. Now there needs to be another band named "Beet Museum" and the world can really party like it's 1987.

The guy who writes the comic strip "Sally Forth" thinks this TV special is the funniest thing ever.

Caught! Hoisted by my own petard!

I read "Bread and Jam for Frances" to my daughter about 500 times last year. And I liked it every god damned time.

Damn fine obit. Thanks. RIP Hitch.

Man, that is just not true. The parody is spot on, and funny, but the actual stories are great! And most of the artists he had drawing them had intersting drawing styles that brought the words to life.  Kick-ass stories about kicking ass and fucking and getting fucked up on drugs and going to prison and having an…

The anthology is good, but it misses a whole huge bunch of some of the best stories in there. I'm not sure how many issues of Real Stuff there were but there were a lot. In the 90's it seemed like there was a new one every month. They are well worth tracking down.

Derf has an all-new redrawn full-length Dahmer book coming out in the spring. It looks like it's going to be really fucking good.

Wouldn't that be "MVBY"?

Driving Into Eternity probably was one of the hundreds and hundreds of bands playing in Austin during SXSW but not as part of the official event. But I'm sure you all knew that.

Iron Maiden truly is "a group whose reign of unabashed triumph hasn’t abated in 30 years." Also, their unabated triumph has not been abashed. Their abacuses remain unabandoned. They continue their abbacy over the abattoir that is metal. Their music is as beautiful as an abalone shell, yet is as impenetrable as…

ACTUAL THINGS, damn it!

Also, the book sucked.

Main point of disagreement with the review: that this record is not alienating.

Although the Monkees' music is easily dismissed as lightweight, many people do not realize that the members of the band were also pretentious.

That's kind of a slur against drunk people. But I'm too hungover to really argue about it.

Hey, brother.

My favorite part of the story was where Tito fixed his hat.