I watched the trailer and wish I hadn't. It's not the most shocking thing in the world, and actually it seems like the gas chamber scene kind of sugar coats things. People in the chambers climbed up on each other in a panic and stomped each other to death trying to get out, they didn't just clutch at their throats and…

Burroughs was a bottom.

Christian Slater is not ever to be rooted for, unless he is engaged in a knife fight with Dick Cheney.

Oh whoops I didn't see "Oh You Pretty Things" up there. That's a GOOD song.

Is this the thread for worst Bowie songs? How about that one where he wants you to "dance the blues"? Let's Dance. Frank Zappa made fun of that one pretty hilariously in the song "Be in My Video."

Maybe even the greatest of all rock memoirs would still only rate a B+ on the larger literary scale. Like even the greatest hot dog in the whole world is still a hot dog.

So, why remove the low E-string? Why not just tune it down to D? Too heavy sounding?

Good column. I also read every one. I like the balance between better-known and more-obscure. I have gotten a few good tips here.

Thank you for Sucking My Ass Until It Squirted.

Good ass-job!

I was just thinking this morning about someone's comment from a year and a half ago, that without JM, there would be no Iggy Pop and thus there would be no Johnny rotten and no punk rock.

Last time I said this people jumped all over me like I had thrown a baby under a bus, but I hate Dolly's version of "I Wll Always Love You" almost as much as the Shitney Poostain version.

I usually hate TOTN because Neal Conan is an insufferable prick.

That Shutterbug chick has a nice ass.

A Tasmanian Devil comic that I got with a pair of shoes when I was four and then set on fire and almost burned down my babysitter's house. Fat bitch.

He signed his name on my friend's jacket in 1985. He said it looked "pretty spiffy." Not very full of rage. Then in the show an hour later he chided a dude for kicking someone in the head. "What would you do if someone kicked YOU in the head?" More like a camp counselor than a raging ragaholic. But maybe he was being…

In the way that elegant worms will be stripping the extravagant flesh off of our bones?

She should be fined $1.5 million just for liking Def Lepard.

Hey Keegan.

Or not. I remember being pretty enchanted with Lipstick Traces 20 years ago, but I suspect that I would now have a hard time going along with all of the "connections" he finds between the Sex Pistols and historical art and social movements. John Lydon = "John of Leyden," leader of a religious revolt in Reformation-era…