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The Nook is off the hook.

Everything but the screech.

I keep forgetting to have my circular red "I Farted" stickers printed up in time. Oh well, maybe 2012.

Fuck if I don't love that god-damned song. Thanks, soybomb.

White Castle. It's right in the name. It's from Chicago. If that place is not based on murder and decapriotation and shit, then no restaurant is.

Remember when Metallica stole the song by Excel, "Tapping into the Emotional Void" and called it "Enter Sandman"? And then Excel said they were honored by the theft? That was awesome.

I saw the fake Misfits in 1996 or 1997 and the fake Misfits singer did not move the mic away from his mouth, from what I remember.

"And thou shalt make lots and lots of graven images! All of them with my picture and name prominently displayed!"

If the TV series has any pistol-whipping of smug preppie scum, that would be cool.

Isn't there an Angry Youth character named Blubberella?

I was hoping it would be Robocopocalypse.

Yes, although I belive you meant "shot dead."

Are there any surviving Nazi war criminals who could have the cameo instead? Martin Bormann?

A lot of Clowes' stories from earlier Eightballs were pretty surreal, such as "The Golden Mommy." Lately he's pretty down (really down) to Earth, though. I wouldn't say that there is much comparison in drawing styles between Clowes and Burns. Burns really has that thick clean line that is awesome, whereas clowes is a…

You know, if he pissed off the gearhead mile-obsessive "avid hikers" with A Walk in the Woods, that is a good thing. Those guys are fucking annoying. Also, if some non-hiker read A Walk in the Woods and decided that it would be fun to hike the AP, then he were not reading the book very carefully. The main point I got…

I wish someone would make a movie about how stupid and ugly everybody in Dilworth, MN is.

Every time I want to say something bad about the Current, I remember, oh yeah they play MY band once in a while.

You work at West, don't you?

Speaking as an ex-fry cook, you'll never go back to ketchup after you've gotten used to mayo. Ketchup is good on beans and that's about it.