There are probably quite a few Juggalos who were in Afghanistan and Iraq, given the lack of jobs in the US for undereducated folks and whatnot.

"Maintain a consistent douchebag position."

In the 70s, I stole money to buy those books. Or books a lot like them, the Star Wars Sketchbook and the one with the separate pages of color prints, and a couple others. Loved that shit so much I embarked on a kiddie crime spree. Loved the second movie too.

No, Emperor Jim: "Hilter." As in, "Leia was wearing a metal hilter top that barely covered her, um, adolfus mons."

You can't wash off rape.

This is the best article I have ever read in my whole life.

The are taking over everything except the war in Afghanistan.

Chesapeake Kid, here is a book you would probably enjoy: Bonk, by Mary Roach.

It's like going to McDonald's without a gun!

As has been pointed out before, shame has its place.

I agree that Stiff was great. Spook had some interesting moments. In Bonk I really started getting annoyed at how much she was writing about her own research process. I'll probably wait for the paperback before getting this one.

"Stick a tampon in THAT, Osama!"

I would have been able to impregnate that 12-year-old girl the other day if it hadn't been for Anniston's god-damned KLAXON.

All late-night hosts look the same after a few Beam and cokes.

Yeah, get a life.

The A&F employees at the store at the Mall of America are naked and force you to suck their cocks.

"Corpses and Upholstery" would make a nice name for an industrial band. If there is any such thing as an industrial band any more. (Speaking of Nazis.)

I got your Great Speckled Bird right here.

What have you been doing all day, son?

Let me see if I have this right. Since fruit… is sold by WEIGHT… if you buy less fruit, it WEIGHS less…. so you…. PAY LESS MONEY!!