Sabotage does not kick ass, though Hole in the Sky is good.

Trapped Under Ice is awesome for precisely that reason.

Punk rock Joan Rivers.

So you not only watched almost eleven minutes of this shit but paid enough attention that you are able to write a recap?

Yep, Bison BC and Las Cruces are the ones I'll be checking out from this month's list. Thanks, Leonard.

Lobsters 1, you are the winner of this debate.

Speaking of country music values, has anyone here heard the new cover of "Six Days on the Road," by some new-country dildos, where they have changed the line about taking "little white pills" to a line about having the "pedal to the metal"? Country radio can't handle a reference to trucker speed but yet half of the…

Prof. H.H., I think you are taking Malcolm MacLaren's self-promotional statements about the Pistols at face value. He didn't invent the Pistols, although he played a part in promoting them. If he was such a genuis why was everything else he ever did such a complete failure? There was a real music scene in Britain at…

Well, at least there are still a few used book stores with lots of good books in them that I haven't read. They probably won't be driven out of business by the internet for a few more years. Hopefully I can teach my children to appreciate reading real things before they get sucked into gizmo-land with the rest of…

E is for Eggs.

You don't mind spelling out "Borknagar," but "representing" is too cumbersome? Sorry, but I hadn't encountered "repping" before. Fancy yung'ns lingo, I suppose. Maybe you SHOULD provide footnotes.

Now that that has been explained, what is "repping a surge"?

Kinky Friedman is JEWISH?

Tonight on the CBS Tuesday Night movie: Florence Henderson stars in "What Have They Done With My Baby?"

My least favorite parts of the okay movie were the close-ups of "Julie's" twitching face while she was typing her blog. Cute actress, but Jesus. Can't they voice-over scenes of her cooking something? Instead, it's twitch, twitch, "I'm writing somehting!" Twitch, twitch, "I'm writing! Look, I'm emoting the emotions…

That makes as much sense as referring to sports as "sport" or a drug overdose as a "drugs overdose"!

Different song.

I grew my chin hair out at age 20 because I was wrecking too many razor blades trying to shave it, and electrics couldn't make a dent. That's right: too fucking manly to be clean-shaven.

It is just a matter of taste, but I would not have minded more Almost Killed Me's. That is a great rock record.

FUCK HAIR AND SKIN TOO!!