FUCKING MAMMALS!!!

Yes. I hope he does not get replaced.

Why was this interview unsafe to release until now? Anybody find that in there? Did a statute of limitations run on some rape charge or something?

If you feel guilty we can dig a hole and you can throw up into it.

Being sorry means never having to say "I love you."

Super karate, are people not being ironic when they say they could care less? Or maybe they are implicitly saying they COULD care less than they do, but not by much? Or it would be a waste of effort to care even less then they do? They care so little that they can't even work up the contempt to care about the thing…

Who would be the "mom"?

I actually did read The Road as a new dad. Read it while rocking my little new daughter, trying to sooth her at 3 am. I still think the kid should have eaten the dad at the end.

betterforsome, I also hate the Eagles but I love that "Journey of the Sorcerer" snippet. Probably because those "Hitchhiker" radio plays were important to me when I was ten years old and the plays were actually broadcast on the radio, from a station hundreds of miles away, and not always audible in the little shithole…

I think it's really good too. It's just that I can't listen to it without wanting to cry.

That Children's record has some pretty fucking great songs on it. "Nasty Dan" for one.

I bought a Fang record at Wax Trax that I just listened to last week. Record stores are better than online music shopping. Same with book stores, comic book stores, and almost every other kind of store except pornography stores.

So my daughter, who was born after Cash died but yet enjoys it when I play the Johnny Cash Children's Album, she's a hipster douchebag?

I think there is room for both the broken-down old man and the ass-kicker, but that American V was too sad to listen to. Especially in the car. "Oh, who cares about stopping for this red light… we all wind up all decayed and miserable anyway."

At least they talk about Saturday Night Live that much anymore.

If this is the thread where people write about very short and/or sad pilgrimages, I live three blocks from where Charles Schulz grew up. When I was a kid I was obessed with Peanuts and read Peanuts books over and over, copied them, drew my own Peanuts strips, told people I wanted to be the next Schulz, etc.

That would explain why the internet is known as the information superhighway.

Do the gay Avataris wear cock rings made out of unobtainium?

MORE DEATH PANELS AT AWARDS SHOWS!

Now if Carrie Underwood were wearing a Sugar TORCH dress, that would be something.