Dear Pint - we just experienced simultaneous cosmic symbiosis. Where have you been all my life, Pint?

Man, he is like school on Saturday…

What is a nonegger?

opinionated avatars.

The doctors say it may be temporary; he could snap back like a beard braiding rubber band.

"viral on our asses"

The best part is they don't mention that it's all take one.

I think I just may call out and recreate that video tomorrow. It would do the soul good.

Dono Twitelled while Washington burned

Halloween 2001 - Launched 23 Coronas into my gut and decided that activating my phone cam and watching it orbit around the campfire would be really cool while the gravity of Venus returned it to my outstretched awaiting hand.

The ones that you know personally and enjoy their company.

Tonight on The Late Show With Jimmy Fallon - Jaime Foxx masters sighing language!

Those were the two terrible actors in the ham-fisted 'Alien Vs Predator 2017' crapshow if I am not mistaken?

So, you were cowed into submission by actual cows? Join the club. I have been chased by the big & dumb looking, yet fast & smart beasts. Nothing is a barrier when a heifer is bearing down on you - the stone wall, stinging nettles and barbed wire scurry should be an event in the European Farmers Olympics.

"Typical lying media doesn't even mention that the reporter came after Gianforte with a chair first."

Like an American tourist wandering into what he thought was a former East German arthouse, proceeding to order a bier and bucket of poopcorn only to run screaming after eating half the bucket as the cinema lights went down and it became terrifying apparent that it was a human shit fetish film joint.

I'm really sorry to tell you this but, no…no you did not. That the website was The AV Club was implied within dirtside's comment. I'm not trying to be pedantic but you asked and I'm picking you up, tousling your hair and telling you to get back in there and give it another swing kiddo. Always aim for the fences and…

The music, visual cut-aways and psychedelic graphics will also make your eyeballs and facial movements a game onto itself!

It is impossible to explain magic.

I can only assume from the comments that many people have never glided down Shakedown Street with a bit of magic in their step.