Didn't get laid in high school?!? Sexless freak. Didn't you have ANY teachers? Afterschool driving lessons and Sex Ed in teach's car seems to be on the curriculum in many a school districts these days.

Be My Girl/Sally would be great. That song still weirds me out decades after first hearing it.

Steampunk is so over. I'm into Psychtantricotica now. Essentially it's a culture where like minded people share a judgement free environment to explore and spread understanding of………………..Ah fer fucks sake - it's already been infiltrated and ruined by some group calling themselves der fuhrers furries of fury or some…

What a mighty long walk to keep a running joke going man. Now I'm going to blaze; it don't make me a thinner but sometimes I do feel a bit thupider.

Here take as much as you want Mr White. Pay us back when you want or don't pay us back at all, we don't care!

By Cromulent's ghost!

You are a phont of knowledge!

Keep moving, keep moving - nothing to Morrissey here.

When I see Comey, Snowden, Gates, etc. cover the camera lens on their devices, yeah it's a reality that we're at risk of surveillance and nefarious dudes and deeds.
Who doesn't cover their lens? Don't you?

And again this morning when she showed up at my door with molly and bagels. I thought something smelled a little muldy.

Checked out Ask Jeeves to get the definitive proof but it is just Ask.com now. They killed Jeeves! Why?? He never hurt anyone and only tried to help and teach mankind.
Jeeves Christ - what is the world coming to?

Cue Randy Brooks complaining about Samuel L. Jackson and all his motherfucking success.

The most far-reaching flare-up will most likely be the overutilization or underutilization of bellbottoms. But, for sure, bellbottoms will definitely cause a flap.

'From Russia With Love' is also the FBI codename for the Russia/Trump collusion investigation.

Who is Captain Santa King Crabs Leg Claus ?

Aquaman serves no porpoise.

"Official White House Press Release"

That's not a sinkhole; your mom decided to go for the trifecta again and is currently passed-out, ass-up, face-down in my mom's rhododendrons for the 3rd time this week….and it's only Monday!

14 - years served in prison
88 - year and model of their Oldsmobile

Some holes are bigger than others.