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Human nature tends to have us gravitate toward those things that we identify with internally. Weirdly humorous and endearing are traits are appealing and easy to feel a kinship toward. Disruptive, angry, accusatory rants in public places or private residences are not healthy for anyone involved.

YOUR BUM IS A KNUCKLE AND YOUR PENIS IS A FRENCH FRY?!?

I'm bowled over that he does not own his own pair of shoes.

The word on the Beltway is he is going to replace Bannon. Trump thinks he has moxie.

This is 'Murica…If you fry it, they will come.

I took your advice and thought about it. If this is his idea of art it would be more apt to have the title; "Pretentious Prick Provokes Publican and Procures Publicity"

LL Cool J would like a word with you.

Q- How often do drunks cause a scene in a bowling alley?
A- As often as drunks are seen in bowling alleys.

By that irrationale* I am blocking your personal media feed because I am Jewish? I'm not. Your interpretation of racism/bigotry is the product of a deeply flawed, defensive and limited mind.

'source' and 'scourge' can be easily confused due to the similar spelling; they can also at times be interchangeable.
I don't think they are an authoritative scourge.

This Just In: Wild Turkey alights and flees after threat from Grey Goose.

I'm not a bowler either but the few times I have frequented bowling alleys I found them to be comprised of bowling lanes and noises associated with bowling. I didn't witness a single bowling related attribute during that footage. Unless of course you count that signature split in LaBeouf's personality.

As a child I was taught the god's honest gospel truth (ahem) about The Slaughter of The Innocents during Which Herod the Great had every male child killed because the magi told him a new king of the jews was born and Herod was going to be out of a job. I always used to wonder what did this personification of evil

As much as Mr. Vin Diesel has been understanding enough to rise to the challenge of creating work worthy of spending a weekend with an ounce of Mr. Sour Diesel. Car Chases….Coooooooool

Twitter - at some future ungodly hour….

He won bigly with the 'poorly wiped ass' demographic.

Avatar/Comment synergy Gross Point Blank Spot-on.

They think it was a copycatfish killer as records show that around the same time a vicious murderer roamed the streets of Rome. He was believed to be a guild member and he always sought out and gutted the same type of victim. Dead carp were found on the scale of scale on carp. The killer was forever known as 'Carpe

It is such a strange dynamic, Trump is reprehensible as are Christie and Giuliani; they at least got their comeuppance.

Anarchy is a grassroots, groundswell of grievances against government. This is government anarchy against ground, wells, grass and roots.