I'm dedicating a little Beastie action 'Heart Attack Man' to someone that's in all our lives…

I heard from a different alien that if you scare a hipster to death before eating them the meat tastes less like rancid free-range trust-fund asshole.

Dig!

The song "In a Big Country" by the band "Big Country" would like a word? What a small world.

Or an employed angry alcoholic. I'm sure the NY Post has plenty of them.

I know a little German!

May I respectfully submit a motion to refer to that bloated evil sloth as Jabbannon from hereon in? Or has that been motioned and passed already?

I don't want you to talk America; I want you to die!

Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren't permanent,
But change is.

You'd be surprised, he was the ass player in a Tush lover band back in the gay.

You'll have to speak up as this album is responsible for me doing unnecessary damage to my ears as a teenager…

Interesting Fact: Cretinous Tripe is also Britain's national dish.

I do not refer to myself as a 'beerie' and I can be sure that should the day come where someone uses that term to describe themselves I will be sure to gain as much distance from them as possible.

So I guess the national nightmare that was 9-11-01 is all forgotten about in LaLa Land? I'm gonna call it here that there are going to be a lot of firefighters, widows and fatherless children that will let the world know of the 343 true FDNY heroes that were murdered that day. Making a movie about a burning…

Man City lost to Liverpool - no Manc was looking at birds after that. Are you sure you have your timeline correct? Man City Vs Liverpool was New Years Eve - ?

Battle of the Banned

"I get being a bigot"

Ahh yeah…about that…would you mind ringing her tomorrow? See, you won and all but I got the booby prize so I'm going to have at it!

I concur. We didn't have the fancy cable that some of my friends parents paid for; we watched whatever crap they fed us. Wait, Johnny Fever is now a hip NYC teacher? Ok, I guess. The biggest change in the household came when Dad had a under-cabinet TV installed in the eat-in-kitchen. We always had dinner as a…

Touché. You win this round Scooty-Puff…but I will return…and I will not be fooled by your intentionally jokey master baiting!