No skin off my back!

The masses quickly became consumed by an overwhelming bloodlust that could only be sated by watching the streets and sewers flow over with undulating rivers of orange.

The best part was when he was asked what he was going to do next.

After Pumping Iron I like to relax with a cup of tea; would you like some T2?

Yes, it is a lot better now than it was even in the recent mid-nineties. Omagh and 9/11 had a lot to do with the decline of violence and bloodlust. I would not agree that it has all turned out fine, end of story and happily ever after. Big changes are happening at Stormont now and on the horizon Brexit threatens to…

I read the term 'Trumpcare' today and vomited some orange bile onto a nice, decent and kindly looking American sitting beside me. I felt terrible and elated at the same time. Trumpcare is such an disingenuous oxymoron that it is laughable and destined for failure. Then I realized that many felt/feel the same way…

How long did it take to make your weed dealer finally come? I hope your imaginary daughter didn't see anything.

Always hated the pink ones and just didn't eat em'. I would drop them into a pocket of whatever jacket I was wearing and then when someone would see me with a pack and ask for one I would reach inside and pull out a pink. It usually worked great - I got to enjoy the orange and cherry with a lemon chaser - except…

Anytime people brought up DiCaprio not winning awards for Wolf Wall St or The Depahted I always reminded them of how great The Basketball Diaries was and how he should have won for that a looong time ago. Then people kinda stopped talking to me about him.
That movie is so good and close to Carroll's writing that I…

"If I told you one of these candydates was poison and would kill you; would you still vote for the orange skittle?"

Toy car…yep thats it…I never ever once tried it with a real car. Nope!

KellyAnne? Is that why you were sitting on the couch like that? You were plugging the bunghole?

Time & Money.

Almost, the Mustang will not be crushed and stacked on top of other dilapidated, rusted out cars to build Trump's wall. Your Honda however, chose to be their of it's own accord.

Yeah, I made the mistake of buying Bullitt for my nephew a few years back. I managed to get a review from him as he was evacuating the room during the end-credits…"Yeah, it was ok"

The thing that can't be captured again is the awe it inspired in this child's mind at the time. Moonraker was James Bond IN SPACE!!! The Lotus Esprit car that turned into a submarine was the stuff of fantasy. This was before the technological revolution of the last few decades. Digital watches were hi-tech and not…

Yes! Dalton, such an underrated Blond.

Dickens. Orwell. Kafka. Rand. Tarantino.

I don't like paying car insurance. I have been paying it for decades and have never had reason to use it. No accidents or claims but still I pay and hope no accidents or tickets happen to make my rate increase. Does that make me a whack job? I think that I should get an 'attaboy!' and a free months insurance now…

I'm thinking that the majority of us in the AV Club consider ourselves comedic commenters; what if one of us is actually a comedy writer for SNL? The shout-outs may actually be a massive upvote for everyone.