Buzz • 6 hours ago
"I like teenage whores"

So Graham is seemingly defending a gay man's memory by implying in a negative manner that Jonny is himself also a gay man?

"Chevy Chase in aisle 5- clean-up needed"

To the contrary, I've seen many cats score a birdy and I can tell you from personal experience that it is an impressive feat.

Shit Sandwich

Somewhere in Reno there is degenerate gambler by the name of Connie Anne Kelway with a 3 pack and 2 bottle a day habit that looks like a goddess just stepped out of the fountain of youth.

I was standing next to them both in an airport security line and neither one of them smiled the whole time. Another time I saw them at the DMV and again they weren't smiling! It was kind of creepy.

"looking at his twitter, he might be a dick."

"Come to Neverland Vineyards and do a vertical with our 10 & 11 year olds in the same room where the King of Pop did a horizontal with 8 & 9 year olds!"

Congratulations - Your bid of $43 and a comb has been selected. NOW GET TO WORK! The basement is flooded with years of tears.

For real, who wants the lingering smell of whitemike and little boy tears?

Jared is probably getting rode more than the NYC 4 train at rush hour. Dudes are probably riding a train on 'Subway' everyday. Couldn't happen to a better person.

When life give you apples, make cider!

You read a book about a man molesting children of terrible parents?

That's just ignorant.

Check out the ankles on that one Smithers!

I was going to vote against grape because I don't want to die with a purple tongue but then I realized that as a typed word based collective we will probably have already severed our tongues in accordance with the AV Cleverland Creed. So, grape it is - but I'm downing a nice full Zin (White Zinfandel is flamingo…

Joker, joker, chicken choker

I don't know where I end and the echo begins…

He calls them Donald Jr, Eric and sometimes he sleeps with Ivanka under his pillow. Why do you think Melania is staying in NYC?