Ummm, uhh …….what did you mean by that? and whats percentage? Is that um like where your parents parents parents came from? like - I can trace my parentage back to Nazi Germany!

Not Fair! Not Fair! You're Fair Play!!!

'blandly, hot lady'

Obama iz behined awl teh leeks! SO VLAD!

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So the office of the president of the United States of America is a stoner college student that passed his economics class because he came up with a grilled cheese based theory of sustainability and executed it to follow Phish during their Summer tour in 1996?

It's so totally tubular it's got it's own word - pneumatic!

Being 'unemployed' from prison is called parole.

and the obligatory shooting-up

You reap your sow!

It's unclear if your comment is coming from a culinary or romantic perspective. I will admit that I am not always up-to-date on the parlance of the times so maybe there is no deeper meaning to the phrase 'fine sausage casings'?

Reince Priebus looks and sounds like the symptoms of Mad Sow Disease.

It most definitely is the name. A Ron-John sounds like something done in the basement of a bondage bar and involves a fist, a forearm, loads of lube and an anus called Ron Johnson.

Why stop at a town hall? Demand that they disavow the carnival of sorts that has set up camp in DC.
Then again, is anyone really gonna notice a few more assholes in that town?

'Recovered Trump Stink' is technically an anagram and a synonym.

Blasht you Connery! Gaelic is the Irish language. Did you learn nothing from shhstarring in 'Darby O'Gill and the Lit-till peephole'?

Let he among us who hath not inspected a shapely and attractive rectum throw the first bone.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore her Malcolm X jacket helicopters started landing on her back!

Gooey Orange Poop

I know a guy, Ritchie, that is good with wordplay.