I would like to offer Rabin the opportunity to imbed himself with me for the upcoming Phish run at MSG.

I would like to offer Rabin the opportunity to imbed himself with me for the upcoming Phish run at MSG.

"All day I dream about….SPARTA!!!!"

"All day I dream about….SPARTA!!!!"

Rob Schnieder's about to find out that being a stapler isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Derpyderr, and so on…

Rob Schnieder's about to find out that being a stapler isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Derpyderr, and so on…

Adam Sandler—Medium Pace

Adam Sandler—Medium Pace

I want to know what Agnes, Agatha, Jermain and Jack have to say about all of this…

I want to know what Agnes, Agatha, Jermain and Jack have to say about all of this…

I would expect nothing but sober, rational decisions from these two artists.

I would expect nothing but sober, rational decisions from these two artists.

Maggie's Farm—Rage Against the Machine.  Really!

Maggie's Farm—Rage Against the Machine.  Really!

Gives whole new meaning to the words: "In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear"

Gives whole new meaning to the words: "In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear"

No, this is Lane Pryce in a nutshell:

No, this is Lane Pryce in a nutshell:

If I played battleship, I'd be the USS Jimmy Page
The seamen I like are under age (check it!)

Not to mention, the word is a transliteration from Yiddish.  It would be like wondering why the Pakistanis call their capital Islamabad.  "But I thought they liked Islam…."