"It’s a totally unnecessary nationalization"
Are you suggesting that an interaction between Iran and Israel was less than civil?  Where do you get the chutzpah, sir?

Whoever came up with "Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami" was a comedy genius, and I will slap fight anyone who suggests otherwise.

Was "cruft" off some nerd word of the day calendar?  I can't be the only one that had to look that up.

I plan on spending all day sending strongly worded hate mail, suggesting that he has, indeed, fallen off.

Short, black and handsome
"Shorty lemme tell you bout my only vice,
It's got to do with lots of loving and it ain't nothing nice"

You hoes make me hurl like Toejam and Earl
You're a a fat colonic sled dog like Sonic the Hedgehog
You get your rectum crammed while playing Vectorman
I birth warm trim like Earthworm Jim
And get fingered like Freddy while playing Dynamite Heady
Fuck it, I'm a Sega man—something something mega man

Um, no. But close!

Violent Femmes, track #4
Wrong again, O'Neal. Two deaths in the span of three years on two completely different shows?

If we're talking Christmas and death, I'd nominate De La Souls "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa" as perhaps the only unwinking, unironic yuletide death ballad. Or at least the best one.

A George divided against itself cannot stand!