David Gordon Green wants his list back.

Algebraically speaking, shouldn't it be Comedy - Tragedy = Time?

So now we're dinging rappers for lyrics that weren't even considered offensive in their time? The relentless PC scorekeeping is getting just a little silly at this point.

Bobby Gentry—He Made a Woman Out of Me

The ambiguity about the ending's intent is only disappointing if you haven't accepted yet that this show is really just a grab bag of ideas and stories with no overarching design. Some of those ideas and stories are fucking brilliant, but its lack of cohesion makes it oftentimes frustrating and ultimately…

"It was all a scary dream
I used to read Fangoria magazine
Slimer and Bloody Mary up in a limousine…"

@zebbart:disqus Here's a great place to start for the best cuts (thats what I call jams around here to avoid mockery) from this past year, which was arguably their best since 2000. You can skip the wordage and go right to the music.

I know I'm late to the controversy party here, but what was wrong about 50 Cents tweet, besides the general hetro-normative wrongness most all straighties are guilty of once in a while? Seems like we should be applauding the man for his very sex-positive stance on cunnilingus.

I was totally with her before she laughed during the "Half a mil for bail cause I'm African" line. Way to shatter the suspension of disbelief, Court.

AVQuake!

AVQuake!

Sam, any plans to see Frutivale?

Thank jesus only the piano has been drinking, or else I might be foolish enough to buy one of these.

Thank jesus only the piano has been drinking, or else I might be foolish enough to buy one of these.

Cut to Chris silently playing hearts by himself, plotting his revenge on all of us. They'll pay. They'll all—

Cut to Chris silently playing hearts by himself, plotting his revenge on all of us. They'll pay. They'll all—

Does this mean A.V. Club Phish fans are out of the closet now? But how will I tell my mother?

Does this mean A.V. Club Phish fans are out of the closet now? But how will I tell my mother?

"The Onion's Entertainment Publication"

"The Onion's Entertainment Publication"