There are way too many dewbacks in these new versions.

He didn't even know who he was until he complained about being there until all hours of the night.

I am not surprised that the Hantz family conditions their love on Survivor abilities, but that doesn't make it any less revolting.

Exactly. Sitting in the audience with his little hat pulled down, refusing to smile at anything.

I don't understand. If you gave up two episodes ago, why are you still watching?

Yeah, most of the time sports jokes aren't very funny, but they've twice nailed the whole LeBron thing on this show (the other being last year when Ted was trying to drum up support for Punchy and let out a meek "but…LeBron…").

I am also a man that liked this episode a lot. I think the answer to your question is just "Sepinwall sucks."

God, thinking that Barney's dead in the future made me absolutely sick.

I'm pretty sure the helicopter/invisible friend joke was that he was high on something.

It's tough because I've seen those Office episodes through syndication a few times now so I have a deeper appreciation for them. They still stand up, which I think is important for a comedy. I don't know if P&R ever hits the highs the Office did in terms of sheer hilariousness, but if it can keep this up for a couple…

How does Creed's mission to have three chairs have a voice? It was just fucking hilarious.

Exactly. It wasn't that he would only join a gym if black people left, it was a social commentary. That's what made it such a humorous situation.

I hope it had white fish and capers on it.

Best Nick Kroll roll: PK Ruxin, a human foosball on Community or The Douche on Parks and Rec? I'm going with The Douche but it's close.

Not only was this probably the best episode the show has done, it was probably the best half-hour of a sitcom all year, if not longer. Both incredibly hilarious and extremely sweet. Some awesome Chris, the Jerry bit at the end, paranoid Ron, April's line about witches laughing: seriously, what more could you ask for?

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SIMS?! BACKSTORY!

She could do a lot worse than Mr Peanut, my friend.

I use this one all the time.

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? 
You did that?
Yep. And it didn't take very long either.

Sepinwall sucks. It has to be you, Todd. It has to be you.