This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about @benwyattfanficgion is, that he, or she, because on the internet, gender is a mystery, is a magnificent bastard, and this reporter will miss these posts almost as much as he, or she, will miss the show.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that I am shushing you for talking about my plan to take over "The Daily Show", which is a show that is on daily.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is both obvious, and not surprising, because this post is about how sad, which is the opposite of happy, I am that this television show has ended.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that I am telling you, Good Job, Internet.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about your post is, that it contains a word which I cannot say on air, which is when people are watching me on their televisions, but it is a feeling that I have felt.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that the child's book cover, which is the colorful paper with pictures and a title that goes around the front, spine (which is the part of the book that is bound, or, held together so the pages don't all fall out) and back of a book written for…

This is Judge* ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about my bench is, that it is entirely useless, which is a way of saying not working, without my judge hammer**.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the two stories about last night's episodes are that NBC is a jerk for just slamming out the remaining episodes of this show, and that the story of the second episode was very touching, which is a term used to describe when emotions, or feelings, have been evoked, and made me…

The story about you is, that you are the one who should be called ManPretendingToBe Turd Crapley.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about these two episodes, which are chunks of time dedicated to storytelling, is that they were funny, had some sweet moments, a very welcome Werner Herzog cameo, and a horrible exclusion, which is when a beloved character is not shown.

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about me is, that I am terrified, and hiding from a dinosaur that my TelePrompTer tells me is called "Tyrannosaurus rex", or, as this reporter calls it, the thing that is eating me off the toilet as I ty

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that I don't want it to be true, and am putting my fingers in my ears, and saying "lalalalalala" very loudly, which is what someone does when they are in the stage of grief known as "denial."

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this "mash up", which is when two things that don't go together are pushed together, is, that, while mildly amusing, is nowhere nearly as well done as the work of AVC's own @benwyattfanfiction, which is a gimmick account that posts stories on Parks & Recreation…

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this news is, that it's bullshit, which is a turn of phrase which is generally used to denote that something is not what it says it is, but is, in fact, the fecal excrement of a fully-virile male of the bovine species, which is a fully-grown boy cow that has…

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this article is, DUH, which is a sound that people make when they are driving home how obvious, which is when the answer to a question is so apparent that it doesn't seem possible for any other answer to exist, an answer is. In the interest of full…

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that if I had the budget, which is an allotted amount of money to spend on something, like groceries or the costs associated with making a film, within a certain range of time, I would have three of each of these "posters" in each of my…

This is the man behind ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that I'm going to attempt the impossible, which is when something cannot be done, and try to explain my sense of humor and reasoning to you. Upon having the idea for this gimmick, straight-up "Perd Hapley" almost happened. …

This is the man behind ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that hurts, man. But, at least you're being up-front, and non-insulting about it, which I appreiate. Hopefully, there will come a day when the tiny little place in your heart for my gimmick will become larger than its vessel. …

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story about this post is, that I, ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, am disappointed, which is when you are not happy because you have been let down, that I was not invited to participate in what my TelePrompTer, which is a box with reflected text, that hangs in front of the…

This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, encouraging everyone to Eat Hootersville rutabagas! That was a reference to the television show Green Acres, which was a television show that aired, which is when something is shown and seen by broadcasting it for the first time, in the 1960's. It was quite humorous.