@hot august lunch

Jade is dead. That's what I said.

Christ. Grow up. ES was a self-pitying douche. He deserved daily mouth punches, at minimum. I'm glad his girlfriend offed him. ("Suicide"? Look at the record, simps. His girlfriend manslaughtered the guy.)

I do not forgive your lack of reasoning. But that's the main problem with these "survey" topics: few bother to illustrate their likes and dislikes. Thanks for another worthless post, Mssr. Douchebag.

Mopey Dead Douche Bag
Would anyone mind very much, if I made sure my weight distribution was just exactly right, and I doubled up my fist and, oh so lovingly, wrapped it in a leather strap, and gave a real good pile driver to the jaw of the memory of Elliott Smith, making sure the memory of Elliott Smith rolled up…

I can't find a credible online source for the "Mahoney is gay" assertion.

Go for three!

"Rip This Joint"
Ow. Bad music cue in the "fuck-start her head" scene. Any music would probably have been unnecessary, but that tune grabs me by the throat and tells me, boy, it's time to get wacky! And of course beating women is very wacky (it runs counter to our expectations I mean); I just don't like having my…

Isn't "He's Just Not That Into You" set in Baltimore?

"Hands on a Hard Body" is a tough movie to find. I've never seen it, but not from lack of trying.

Then you had Nick Molinaro, who ran the North Side.
Jumbo "The King of Big Screen TV" DeNuzio.
There was Al "The Mailbox" Faducci.

Ookma Mupmoop.

OTP,

Ain't Mandy a Bat Mitzvah goil? Did Ryan have ta wear the beanie?

I've tried to watch "American Beauty" all the way through, but it's the waterboarding of movies. After 20 seconds I freak out and beg to be let up. I would punch Alan Ball in the face as hard as I possibly could, even at the risk of breaking my hand, given a chance.

Well, you clearly give a fuck, or we wouldn't have gotten this far.

Did the bulletproof glass have any bullets embedded in it?

Whooops! Here comes a butterfly guy!

"Sarcastic response to Unsolicited commentary
9 March 2009 | 12:15 PM CDT
Thanks for weighing in, Dell. We all give a shit. Really."

"Ellie
10 March 2009 | 5:57 PM CDT
It has two g's."