I cry foul
The actress that plays Jackie Kennedy wasn't anywhere near as ugly as that wall-eyed toad pussyhound JFK somehow got hitched to.

Excruciating Personal Of The Day Of The Day

Excruciating Personal of the Day of the Day
(Perhaps the most painful of all time:)

Dwide Schrude
5 March 2009 | 11:18 PM CST
When I first watched that episode, I had to rewind that part because I was so creeped out yet strangely fascinated by Rossellini's delivery on that line.

What's funny to me is the image of some guy getting hot under the collar because someone isn't being properly respectful of some dorky-looking "wire work."

Well, Lynch's films do contain a strong streak of absurdity. I think men and women (and male feminists and male non-feminists) see Lynch's work differently.

The Rocketeer
I'd been looking forward to The Rocketeer for months. I got into an advance screening one afternoon. I'd just come from Grant Park, where a vendor had sold me what turned out to be very bad peanuts.

Ghost World's Thora Birch had tits that could smother two men to death at the same time. Too bad she's such an bland, awkward actress.

Best of the stories by far. Very funny, Donna.

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
Any of you AV critics remember watching Temple of Doom as a fucking *embryo*?

My Life As A Dog stinks
And somebody is very pussy-whipped, methinks.

I'm Getting My Act Together, Taking It On The Road, And Punching Jon Cryer As Hard As I Possibly Can, In His Mouth

Warren Beatty does what the hell he wants. So many of his films are so-called "vanity projects."

Excruciating Personal Of The Day
Excruciating Personal Of The Day From This Very Page of The AV Club:

Touche.

I believe skullfucking Ron Howard would be most satisfying. Most satisfying indeed.

I'm sure the mugging and the presence of chicken were a mere coincidence.

What I mean to say is: There's a lot of eating in Fargo. I doubt it's an accident.

You sure do see Marge eat frequently in "Fargo," doncha? In fact, I think the Coens staged many more scenes around gestation in that movie than can be dismissed as happenstance.

You can see "mbs's snarky mug?" It's a millimeter high!