More like "YOU aren't going to like this new YOUTWO album!"

Same here. We're speed readers; we ain't got time to take inventory of every word.

"Erm.. Updike has psoriasis."

I read it years ago
And found it a huge drag. Don't quite remember why. But that has always served as an acceptable reason not to read more Updike.

Ravioli is an unsurpassed taste treat.

"Love Guru" cost $62, 000, 000
How is that possible?

That chick in "Ax Murderer" makes me cum just thinking of her. Whatever happened to her?

"Arrested Development?" Isn't that the show where all the characters have exactly one character trait, which they illustrate endlessly?

NPR? Farmer's market? I'll take a dozen back-to-back screenings of Gigli over hanging with your family.

Vinessa Shaw as mousy, insecure wallflower
Is one of a dozen reasons I walked out of this shite an hour in. Phoenix's stutter-mumble-retard line readings are ripe for parody, too.

Marge Gunderson: "Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me!"
That is all.

Meat injection.

"Let X = X, I've always said."
I should introduce you to Laurie. I think you too would hit it off.

"A Confederacy of Dunces" is what everybody was reading, around 1985-90. I know tons of people who've read it. In fact, it's a good example of a "classic" lots of people have read and can discuss.

Looks like
Looks like Haley has finally started to grow into that ancient, haunted face he's worn since he was a tyke.

He plays the child actor from the deepest recesses of hell. Truly. It's disturbing.

To all my fellow Watchmen fans:

Mike: You want to tell me who did it?
Cyril: It was dark… All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.

Kitty Genovese
Discuss.

Was "Day of the Locust" mentioned? I ask because I will never read this interview.