"Media?"

Die.

Die.

Stroke of genius = Haley was dirt cheap. Really. We had him wash the producers' cars between scenes. He needed the cash.

A suggestion: get a fucking life.

Please, be the FIRST to suck my dick today.

THIS THING GOES ON FOR A SECOND PAGE?
Bye.

RABIN:
I don't care about your dad, Roth, or your alleged sense of humor.

I saw this piece of shit movie
And don't even remember its first (AND BEST!) (Morgan Freeman) joke.

Ron Howard
Can suck my most revered dick, Rabin, you revolting sycophant.

"New Cult Canon crossover alertScott Tobias
4 March 2009 | 11:53 PM CST
Those of you who braved IRREVERSIBLE might have felt an unexpected level of tension during the striptease sequence: The stranger for whom Romijn is performing is none other than "The Tenia," the thug who rapes Monica Bellucci's character in that…

I'm into your fifth paragraph, Tobias
And I still have no idea why I would want to keep reading.

"Nathan Rabin
24 Feb. 2009 | 8:13 PM CST
You make a good point, jiraiya the toad sage."

Ha!
"Computers are incapable of judging you and your bizarre compulsion to watch Meet The Spartans. "

Ron Howard Be Enjoyin' The Finest Malt Liquors
Proper.

Wanted: Giantesses
I would very much like to see Eliza play a giantess. When the hell is somebody going to make a hot giantess movie with good production values? I'd be like printing money.

A team with two backs.

Bucky Calloway,

@Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud

BORING!!!
Bring back the pig thyroids and schlucking sounds!