A movie that's "so bad it's good?"

As well you should.

If you don't already like the Coen's movies, you probably never will, no matter what anyone says. There is a Coen sensibility, and either you tune it in or you don't.

You want boring? Read the comments on that article about what everybody would "make" high schoolers read, watch, listen to, etc. The article should just have been titled "All The Things I Really Like!!!"

To all my fellow Joss Whedon fans
(Did you guys know that grown-up ladies have hair "down there"?! Also, when you touch a lady on her chest area, it's really soft and warm?)

"The World of Henry Orient"
…Is another good movie about a couple of very close, young, female friends with extremely active imaginations. Much, much, much lighter in tone than HC, but at bottom a serious film.

It's one of those all-too rare films that I saw several times during its initial run in the theaters. Far and away my favorite Jackson film, too. And I too fell hard for lovely, wounded little Pauline (Melanie Lynskey).

Patel?!?! Ravadahm PATEL?!?! How am I going to make a living on these deadbeat wogs?! Where'd you get this from, a morgue? What's the fuckin' point in any case!? What's the point? I gotta argue with you? I gotta knock heads with the cops? I'm busting my balls to sell your dirt to fucking deadbeats, I come back, you…

Oops, pardon me. I was supposed to holler that, at a movie screen.

Dat sistah be cold.

…with Thomas Pynchon on drums!

Rogen must be the nicest guy ever on movie sets, just a joy to be around, because his steady employment certainly isn't justified by any discernible talent.

She's one-quarter praying mantis, on her father's side.

These AVC pages take too long to load.

A double-take will do.

"Pa-tel?" "Pa-TELLL?"

Ebert's reviw of "Synecdoche, NY" was masterful. Powerful, in fact.

According to Eddie Izzard most transvestites are straight. He compared them to "butch lesbians." Though according to my mostly lesbian high school friend, "Oscar Wilde was so gay he had to wear a dress."

I dream of the day when a writer who could have written "that said"

NO NICHOLSON
He did not want to answer 1,001 fascinating questions about his fascinating connection with Ledger/Joker.