If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

"my vagina smells like pine today"

Blender 500
I'm not surprised at all by all the Blender hate in these comments - and to be fair, it wasn't a very great music mag by any means - but I owe it a certain debt for the "best 500 songs since you were born" issue, which was supposed to be a post-1980 greatest songs list. An excellent "best ever" list in…

you know what….
Eminem is in the same league as U2, Madonna, the Eagles, Coldplay, etc…. he's a pretty damn good artist, but he's so over-hyped that you often feel tempted to act as if you think he sucks.

That idolator list is awesome.

If this show was actually named after that song… then, well, somebody missed the point of that song

That's not far off from my personal assumption about where the high ratings came from… I think a lot of people tuned in just to get a sense of how awful it was going to be.

"only genre left where a VAST majority of the listeners take their cues from radio"?? You clearly haven't met many run-of-the-mill "hip-hop fans"

yea, just realized those awards were yesterday. i fail.

Rourke
Thank you AV club staff for mentioning Mickey rourke's Spirit Awards speech, I checked that out and it was epic.

nice
Beck covering Dylan. Awesome.

Phipps. Misspellings.

don't you mean his bucephalous, bouncing balls?

On the topic of "Ass N Titties", if you need a good laugh, check out the comments on it's songmeanings page.

I didn't even have to think twice when I randomly saw this DVD on sale for $5 somewhere.

you've been robbed
Maybe this was addressed already, I'm too lazy to look through all the comments, but to me, the Delfonics' "Hey Love" will always just be the song Biggie Smalls sampled for "Playa Hater"

i was considering nitpicking about this as well…

I mean, seriously, even the movie's title is dumbing it down for people who don't know what 'kidnapped' means.

Commercial
I love the commercial for this movie. It's like they're saying, "There, we saved you $10 and 2 hours. Only come see this film if you hate thinking."

Caliendo's impressions
So am I the only one who thinks Frank Caliendo's impressions suck, outside of Madden and Bush?