And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Dave Poulin: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

It's probably inevitable that This is Happening.

To presuppose the non-existence of a force beyond empirical reality requires the same ontological leap as its inverse.

**Begins playing whatever the 2010's equivalent of a saxophone is**

"Man, a lot of [people who publicly argue their belief system is better than other people's belief systems] are assholes."

English only seems easy because we've grown up with it. That "simplicity" of using the same morphology for many different forms (for example, using "-ing" for so many different tenses) leads to all sort of ambiguities,. These ambiguities then have to be clarified using silly and unintuitive structures (a rather strict…

It's no mentioned in the review, but I'm just going to assume there's a Fred-Gwynne like character who instructs them how to resurrect people, and then later on unhelpfully informs them what a bad idea that was.

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Whenever there is a controversy surrounding American foreign policy or cultural identity, my first thoughts are always "What is Kid Rock's opinion on this?"

"The girls mostly seemed to like the Rice Krispies Treats"

This is known by philosophers as the "ethical principle of irreversible fellating".

He has enough money to build her a private college, complete with a science wing and a competitive Division I sports program, so the former issue is moot.

Guess it wouldn't help to inform this a7x fan that there's an easier way to inflate page views than buying a new computer for each individual view.

Yeah, that whole "shoot people to prevent free speech" strategy is really backfiring right now. This outcome could be easily foreseen by anyone who isn't a crazy fundamentalist.

I've had it with these muthafuckin' Albanians in these muthafuckin' Taken sequels.

"triple AA game"

Never found Laura Palmer that attractive, but Laura Palmer's cousin? Fuuuuuuuuuu—

The NFL: Fuck you, we print money.

There's luck, and then there's consciously deciding to put the rest of your natural life on the line for a very risky bet. This would only make sense to me if he was panicked.

PWSA makes better video game movie adaptations than Uwe Boll. I believe that's all the credit he deserves.