This particular issue is less about plausibility than about tonal dissonance. Consider when each development appears in its respective film, and how it informs the rest of the film.

Look at that poster. It's like the unholy spawn of Fred Durst and a Juggalo.

Great. Now I have to spend the rest of the afternoon feeling ashamed that I used to listen to Prodigy.

I wash my hands of these anti-Catholic sentiments.

They've been rebuilding since 1200 B.C.

Ronald Reagan? From that picture it looks like he's aging perfectly into Mitt Romney.

"When the stars are right, and the planets come 'round again, half-price on all appetizers."

"Here at Sizzler, we remember the Old Gods."

Internet memes will survive as orally transmitted creation myths and heroic stories.

Copyright infringement claims may end up sinking this app before it gets its head above water.

Surely, Dr. Johnson, you are not so eccentric as to make prognostications about papists far into the future?

I respectfully disagree. Pink unicorns are a false analogy; we may use empirical means to conclude, with a good degree of certainty, that they do not exist on Earth. Likewise, using the scientific method, we can be almost absolutely certain there is no deity or deities spontaneously generating species, creating the…

I've enjoyed his output since Jackie Brown, but I think that movie was the last time he concerned himself with creating characters that resembled human beings, rather than caricatures built of nudges, winks, and nostalgic references to genre films.

I loved your first sentence. I'm iffy on the second. The third made me feel… ambivalent?

“100,000 equivalent album units”

I demand all feasting scenes be rendered on screen faithfully.

If its one job is facilitating cross-site trolling and flame wars, then it's actually quite good at what it does.

"Not many basements in California."

Thank god for the History Channel: How else would I have ever learned that Union uniforms were blue or that Ulysses S. Grant was white?

DMX refuses to patronize any non-X branded gas stations.