Oh, spambot, how did you get "SEXY" as a unique username? I admire your gumption and your creative spelling of "fucking", even if you are just a cold, unfeeling algorithm.

I had a "curry stout" with tumeric in it a while back. While a not wholly unpleasant experience, I don't think I would order it again.

Is that you, Armond White?

He's back… in Buzzfeed form.

Hey look, Coolio! I remember Coolio…

As a kid, I always assumed Repeat was trying to murder Pete and make it look like an accident. The circular linguistics is just a way to distract you from the Truth.

Would you like a shiny blue cube, a shiny silver orb, or a shiny gold ring? You can only get it in briefcase-with-internal-illumination form if you like your MacGuffin with a wink.

The former fell out of a goddamn boat; I don't think he's up to the task.

I thought it was pretty good; it definitely had a better sci-fi premise than most all summer blockbusters (e.g. "Robots from outer space that transform!" or "Translucent blue cube that can destroy the world!"). I just really wish it was rated R. I'm not a huge fan of blood and gore, but, Jesus, if your film derives…

The latter.

Gandalf kills Dumbledore.

Try putting one in a player piano. I heard that works.

What if Kojima uses sexy Raiden monsters instead?

I think that Now That's What I Call Music being #2 on the list is pretty good evidence that most CD sales are not driven by audiophiles—unless there are droves of people out there who must have the full high and low range when listening to the Macarena.

This sounds like the work of the Illuminati cabal of Jewish Hollywood producers, which is definitely not awesome (just ask Gary Oldman).

You speak of a mythical past, when people consumed new music by first buying a shiny plastic disk or hard plastic case containing wound magnetic tape. They then listened to this music by inserting these physical mediums into machines especially made for the purpose: Some were called "walkmans", others "boomboxes".

I've watched 2001 four or five times now, and I've gone from not particularly liking it to having a kind of religious reverence for it. I think Ebert's review nails it: The movie is not a narrative of human characters (with identifiable traits, development, and arcs); rather, it is a philosophical statement about the…

Colbert attacked Hannity, and Hannity is the only bulwark between us and the terrorists; therefore, Colbert is making jokes about terrorism. You've got to think with Fox News logic here.

My wife and I grew up on opposite sides of the PS/N64 divide. When we play through each other's childhoods (Ocarina of Time / FFVII, etc.), we're both equally baffled by the symbology of the respective controllers. They only seem right and proper if you first encountered them as a child, which is, interestingly…

Pssh, we all know the 3DO is going to win this console war.