Quotation marks? You guys are LaBeoufing it all wrong.

It's called the Segway Ratio.

I know you really mean "SimCity 5", but I just want to take this opportunity to state how much I love SimCity 4.

Yeah, that's always remained one of those strange, unanswered questions from this series for me: Why do the scriptwriters always use Cobb when they need someone from the company to act like an asshole?

An uncanny valley that also contains an Indian burial ground.

"Hello, my name is Lars Von Trier. Do you love watching kinky sex, but want to feel like a refined participant in cinematic culture at the same time? I have a film for you!"

Not getting a Simpsons reference on the AV Club is a boot-able offense.

"Must. Crush. Capitalism."

Wait, there's a poison ship? I thought that sank in the Sea of Lazy Metaphors.

Typewriters don't have decent line editing capabilities—thus lack of productivity (I know, lol GRRM). PCs with GUI operating systems have the Internet and Solitare—thus distraction.

Since this is a Zack Snyder movie, chase scenes will take place in slow motion. This will make it even more frustrating when Batman can never catch up.

*The force is used to expose Carrie Fisher's panties*

I remember a guy named Wedge?

I've heard Episode I likes it rough.

I imagine that will be a relatively straightforward task compared to the Prequels. The Hobbit movies have a lean character arc and narrative structure that survive intact from the source material. All you have to do is excise much of the extended action scenes and unnecessary subplots, which have been lazily deposited…

That photo deserves a big red YES.

I know of this website, called YouTube, that you might find complementary to your skills.

I would say Morocco is definitely stable enough for consideration. They're not particularly prosperous, though.

“We didn’t see any reason to take any risk with regards to broadcast and presentation of the Olympic Games in the United States.”

I read that "LOL" at the end as a desperate, last-ditch attempt by the author to make the comment funny: "What do the kids do these days to make their Internet comments funny?"