Or possibly his most famous review quote, from his review of Deuce Bigalow 2: "Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

"That's human nature" may be an explanation for genocide, but it's not an excuse.

Yeah, fuck that kid. He's way too young to be dating Sarah Silverman.

So, basically a movie based on the first five minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

These studios are all heading down Thirteen Dead End Drive and…

I guess it wouldn't have helped to tell him that the entirety of mathematics is a human abstraction and thus does not exist in the first place, and thus is not accountable to the state of material existence of human beings?

A murder mystery set in the Central Valley?

"Why would anyone live on an ENTIRE PLANET that looks like the Sahara? And, yet, the planet that looks like a swamp is virtually uninhabited?"

"The positives and negatives of these Sony headphones intermingle and conflict so as to balance each other out, creating an overall nullifying effect. The result is a mid range that is OK. Three stars."

First, they came for our nastytimes, and we did not protest…

@Scrawler2:disqus Romulans, who apparently in the Abrams-verse belong to some kind of interstellar biker gang.

This comparison is not exactly valid.

Making it verifiable by blood test, Lucas made the force less mysterious than AIDS.

Douchey frat-boy captains and lens flare for everyone.

PEOPLE WITHOUT IMDB PAGES DON'T DESERVE LOVE!

If casting Samuel L. Jackson in a movie automatically made it good, Hollywood would be in a new Golden Age by now.
Instead, the Star Wars prequels.

T1 is a great monster movie; T2 is a great action-adventure movie. Faulting the second for not being as scary as the first is kind of missing the point.

…performing their hit new single, "Shucky Ducky"!

Oddly enough, plenty of good fiction writers are also somewhat awful human beings.

I'm looking forward to the Sorkin-written version. I just hope it isn't directed by David Fincher.