I would have liked to have seen William Friedkin tackle this one. I read an interview with Friedkin in which he says Letts approached him about adapting it, but Friedkin felt like he couldn't do it justice cinematically.

First exploding head I saw in a movie.

Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence again, I will KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

I fixed your Mom's cable.

It probably is a bad idea.

I got an idea.

Cut And Shoot, Texas

Damn…I almost got an erection from this.

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

You come from a country that eats spotted dick.

No. It doesn't.

Don't fuck with Bill Ward.

I like Alan Rickman, so I'm gonna watch this.

What this movie needs is Matthew McConaughey as a crusading reporter trying to get the goods on Nixon (Cusack) when he is undermined by his own predilection of getting beat, fucked, and cut up by Black Panthers.

She can come to my backyard. It's huge, with a firepit, a kick ass garden, a gas grill, a smoker, and outlets for a performance space. It also has Christmas lights strewn everywhere.

I know!

I'm with you, but I also tend to not like giallos in general. The pacing is always slow, the acting bad, and the dubbing atrocious. 

They are also a bunch of assholes.

Crimes And Misdemeanors
Sleeper
Annie Hall
The Purple Rose Of Cairo
Stardust Memories

Nope. She still sucks.