What about Being John Malkovich?

something something hack.

Don't forget the Jewish stereotypes as well, Sheltie.

"Considering the movie was Spielberg and Landis’ brainchild, it’s puzzling that their half is by far its weakest."
In light of its production history, it would be puzzling only to a hack like yourself, Adams.

Your self esteem must be pretty low. After all, you brought it up.

You're a hack, and you deserve all of the vitriol you receive.

You get a goddamn job before sundown or we're shipping you off to military school with that… goddamn Finkelstein… shit kid!
SON OF A BITCH!!!

Nah, fuck that. They are both a couple of shitbags who clearly need someone in their life to beat them bloody.

Really? Tell us all what you have contributed to anything, you sack of shit.

John Wayne was a fag.

Mission accomplished.

Obviously, you're not from the South.

…and Bruce Willis threatened to kick his ass on his own movie set.

Nah. When you have John Goodman talking into a phone for five minutes while he relates all kinds of exposition, you know you're watching a Kevin Smith movie.

Yeah. Lose some weight, you fat fuck.

Yes. I was a Kevin Smith fan up through Dogma, but something happened to me between 1999 and 2001, and I hated Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. So then I re-watched everything from Clerks through Dogma, and realized that they were all reeking piles of shit.

I guess this is one way an irrelevant blowhard rails against his own obsolescence.

Fuckin' A right, Bubba.

They used to run that one a lot on USA's Night Flight. The only thing I remember about it was it was one of Joe Piscopo's first gigs.

I remember seeing The Groove Tube and The Kentucky Fried Movie on a double bill at the South Trail Drive In. I was 10 years old and just amazed by all of the tits.