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Alex Haley plagiarized Roots.

Well, no. I guess not.

But she's not funny.

Udo Kier's dead???!!!!

Okay then.

Well, if you're a guy, your girlfriend or wife might grow a vagina in her armpit that conceals a diseased bloodthirsty phallus, or she could get so pissed off that she gives birth to deformed homicidal midgets. The guy grows a vagina too…except that it typically grows in his abdomen. You may start fucking open leg…

But I don't want to have gay scar sex with Elias Koteas!

Stop talking to me. You are not fit to smell my feces.

Examples?

Young Adult was excellent. You obviously have bad taste.

Blue Collar for the win.

I'm not seeing the appeal. She was particularly annoying in Stoker…walks around through the whole film with an expression like she's constipated.

Tatum will be in the remake of Profondo Rosso.

I'm surprised it got that reaction. Visually, the scene was interesting because it seemed to reference the main murder scene in Brian DePalma's Sisters, but when she first stabs him, it's almost like he's reacting to getting tickled. I guess that's why the body bag didn't register with me.

Your mom.

I'm going to nick that. I'm sure I'll be a hit.

I don't think so. His reaction to getting stabbed in Side Effects was one of the funniest things I've seen since Christopher George's death scene in Enter The Ninja.

I don't know about that. His reaction to getting stabbed in Side Effects was one of the funniest things I've seen since Christopher George's death scene in Enter The Ninja.

I can't speak for The Unknown Known, but you should really watch The Fog Of War. It gives you a much clearer picture as to why Robert McNamara made the decisions he made during Vietnam, and it humanizes him in the process, both in his catastrophic follies as Secretary of Defense, and in his triumphs outside of that…