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It's wild that Shadows of the Empire is such a good game, considering how awful its controls and fog distance are. And Gall Spaceport was a great level.

And the weird controls at the end of the level, where you need to shoot 20 tiny locks on the trap door with your watch laser.

It isn't a super widespread chain, but Raising Cane's sauce is the best. Sweet, salty and savory, it's the perfect fit for their chicken fingers. And fries. And Texas toast. If I could buy bottles of that stuff I would.

Does anyone else think it's weird how hot David Wain is with the Yaron wig and tan?

"I'm late."

I can't defend all of his work, but he was good in the first season of Spartacus, he was fine in Suicide Squad (even though the movie was a pile of shit), and he's fine in this.

I had to go back and see what happened in the first few minutes of episode 4, and holy shit you're right. That smash cut to the bathroom stall in the diner is… really something.

And Victor crashing the van. It isn't plot-driven, there's no reason it *had* to be there, but it's a perfect joke that gets funnier every time you watch it.

Yeah, he looks a lot better than he did in First Day Of Camp. And I love that he got to do more in this season than just say a few funny lines and fall in love with Bradley Cooper. I think of MIB as a comedian, not an actor, so this season was a pleasant surprise. His George H.W. Bush is pretty good!

It would be the world's first official holiday that only lasts for one hour.

Having watched 7 of the 8 episodes, I think he was fine (not great, but fine). His character is an outsider so he doesn't have to match the core cast's surreal comic energy.

This question always makes me think of Nancy Cartwright. I know she doesn't write any of the lines she says on The Simpsons, but how in the world can someone do so many great voices and tap into so many complicated, sympathetic characters and deeply humanist stories, and then be a Scientologist?

What about his grades, were they any good?

My brother and I used to love this old animated movie called Animalympics. We used to watch it every Christmas, which is weird, because most of the events are summer sports. I just looked it up and saw that Brad Bird was one of the animators!

"Ow, my uterus…"

Zak Orth's reaction shots during the Electro City musical are some of the best wordless comedic acting I've ever seen.

"Sir, there's another starship coming in….it's the Enterprise!"

Also the dumb-brilliant sight gag of Schwartzman and Garofalo running off-screen and instantly reappearing 50 feet further away from the camera.

I wish First Day of Camp hadn't had so many scheduling difficulties, but on the plus side, we got more Zak Orth, DJ Ski Mask, Lake Bell and David Wain. David Wain isn't a bad looking guy, but it's crazy how handsome he gets with a tan, a wig and no glasses.

Yeah, I can't say whether the blame is on the writing or his performance, but David Cross was mostly dead weight on Kimmy Schmidt. Getting run over very slowly by a tiny electric car was a pretty funny way for him to go.