I hear you, and what I'm hearing is that this is bothering you. Now, I don't have an answer that I feel is going to satisfy you… But here's my thing: I just have to go. And if I don't go now, I'm either gonna have to cancel, which I could… I completely agree that there are a lot of elements to this that do not make…

I let out a laugh that was more like a yelp when I watched that part a few days ago.

There isn't a single frame of Ted Knight in Caddyshack that doesn't make me laugh out loud.

"Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS. Gimme that wheat!"

Stav's laugh is like Colin Meloy's singing voice: I know I *should* hate it, but I can't help but love it.

I've got a couple.

Lay's should definitely do a Mayonegg flavor.

They really need to stop getting ideas from Nathan Fielder.

I like that theory and it would be fascinating if it were true, but they had already switched the original Coke over to 100% HFCS before introducing New Coke.

I never drink any diet soda, but I've tried most of the major ones, and Diet Dr. Pepper was the only one that actually tasted like the regular version.

Didn't they just prove that lab rats get cancer when you pump them full of aspartame that would translate to a gallon of diet soda per day for a human?

I'm in love with Stephanie Allynne. And I think if she gets a divorce and stops being a lesbian, I might have a chance.

John Lennon is still alive out there, trying to jump the Grand Canyon in his RV.

I hope the ghost from Switzerland didn't track her down and finish the job.

I go back and forth between Nathan For You and Review With Forrest MacNeil, pretty much just based on whichever one I've watched more recently.

I just started rewatching the series last night, and I lost it when he brought back the gun-waving Santa for the pig rescue video

If he ever gets too famous, he can just wear the fake beard to hide his identity.

I once went to a chili cook-off at a friend's church. There were a few really good ones, a few bland or mediocre ones, and a few that were interesting variations but not that great. They tallied the votes, announced the winner, and the guy who won stood up and admitted that his first batch tasted terrible, so he just…

I love how everyone cites the riding lawnmower / cop car / gun Vine as his best one, because it is.

First of all, that video is amazing and just thinking about it is making me crack up at work.
Second of all, speaking of Parks & Rec writers, the AV Club definitely needs to do another one of these with Megan Amram.