All I know from Oh Hello off Broadway is that Gil and George have been paying $75 a month for a three-bedroom apartment on 73rd and Columbus for forty years.

He is.

Followed by Liz doing the slouching Muppet shuffle-walk in real life. God, what a great show.

I did a little bit of demolition work in New Orleans after Katrina, and every once in a while we'd take a wall down or move something and see a scattering swarm of the biggest fucking roaches I've ever seen in my life. With the +90-degree temperatures, humidity, long days, bad food, horrific smells, and everything…

*puts the comments section on hold while a PA fetches two coffee mugs for Drinking with Skeletons*

I've read the series before, and I'm going to read them all again this time. I don't remember much about the sequels, but I am looking forward to revisiting them.

His name is Max Rebo, and he *is* amazing. I'd like to see you try to play the space-keyboard with his fat blue fingers!

The Kid With The Swoop Bike: A Star Wars Story

Stupid GJIs need the most attention!

Leia's anti-Wookiee racism has been apparent ever since the first movie.

Currently re-reading the Hyperion series. I'm almost done with the first book. It's good sci-fi, but Simmons has a real irritating tendency to write women as sexual objects. Not exactly a shocking revelation, but I'm noticing it much more this time.

Speed has *everything* to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.

Man, I love Rachel Dratch and think she deserves a better career than she's had, but Jane Krakowski was perfect as Jenna, and I can't imagine any other version of that character working as well.

Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?

CGI aliens do not belong in Star Wars. The best they've managed is Maz Kanata, and she still should have been a child or little person in a rubber costume with Lupita Nyong'o's voice dubbed over.

Whoa, HUGE slam on Native Americans from outta nowhere!

It's 'Dog And Bear' for me.

"Did someone say cartilaginous?"

It won't happen, and it probably shouldn't happen, but it could be funny for Mike to turn evil and join the Mads for season 12.

I honestly would not be shocked if they went that direction in season 10.