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And if you listen to the theme song backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping Bogwing soup!

I'm pretty sure that was a pile of rocks.

I enjoyed Rogue One just fine, and I'm 31 too! Maybe that's the key to it.

I don't like shots of sand. They're coarse and irri— [EVERYONE HAS ALREADY FALLEN ASLEEP]

Well, part of him does. Luke gets a brown hand transplant, says someone just found it on their roof in downtown Coruscant.

My parents wanted to see it, so they took me along with them. And I was 9 years old and had no idea what movie we were going to see.

I love the scene where Toofer affectionately calls Tracy the n-word and everyone freaks out, with Liz saying "It just sounds so hateful coming from you!", because that scene was taken straight out of Donald Glover's real-life experience as a black guy who doesn't act the way black guys are expected to act.

And that Pringles is a laid-back company.

The only movie I've ever walked out of was Hoop Dreams, but in my defense it's a 3-hour documentary and I was a 9 year old kid with no interest in basketball.

…No.

Yes!

In my last job as an AV tech, I occasionally had to visit one of the UVA frat houses to fix and re-tune their audio system. I had to choke back my vomit reflex every time I walked into that house, it smelled so goddamn terrible. I can't fathom why anyone would want to live like that, let alone pay money for the

*reads headline*

The A.V. Club

God, Frank's Little Beauties is a great episode. I lost it when Kaitlin Olson sang her Moms Suck song.

Oh wow, I hadn't heard that… A part of me feels like Hader is a little too famous, that any MST3K host should be pulled from relative comedy obscurity, but the other part of me thinks he'd be utterly perfect. I know Oklahoma isn't really the midwest, but he seems to have a good-natured, deferential attitude that would

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Soultaker is a great ep.

He's not angry, just a little tired and gassy.

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