I'm reading that for the first time right now. I only have 44 pages left and nothing has gotten awful yet, which tells me it's going to be quick and brutal when shit hits the fan.

It's a jumping-off point!

DID YOU SEE MY BUTT?

HEEEEY!

Also a good starter. All the Rowsdower jokes go down as easy as a cold beer on the sun.

Oh God, I need to watch this episode immediately.

Glad you could join us here at the Buddy Ebsen Society!

Here's the windup… and the pitch!

I thought he did a decent job at the MST3K live reunion. His timing wasn't as good as the others', but they all had years of practice.

My local bagel chain makes a jalapeno-lime cream cheese that is fantastic, especially in a BLT on an everything bagel.

Ol' Sourpuss himself?

I think they re-did the space background and changed the planet they're flying over, but nothing too noticeable.

Lucky guy… he's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy!

Suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor!

You're all are just a bunch of Castleton snobs.

Space Mutiny is absolutely the best episode to introduce newbies to the show.

They should have made him the lead alien, if only because his boots would have to be EVEN TALLER and that would be hilarious.

I think MI3 is a better movie than most people give it credit for. It's kind of like The Force Awakens, in the sense that JJ Abrams had to re-focus a major film franchise that had gotten too silly. And in both cases, he did a really excellent job righting the ship without necessarily improving on the franchises' best…

Tom Cruise's hair.

You know, I love I Love Films, but I don't love I Love I Love Films.