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Work your body, w-work your body.

The Force Awakens had been out for over a year at that point. I think it's fair to talk about major plot points in public after a year.

That would fit the trilogy pattern. Empire shook things up by expanding the scope of the story and throwing the characters into new, more complicated situations. And Attack of the Clones shook things up by somehow improbably being even worse than The Phantom Menace.

It should have ended with Alfred smiling knowingly at Bruce and then looking around like he's trying to find where the damn overbearing music is coming from.

Yeah, his Batvoice will not age well. Pete Holmes did a pretty funny sketch about it a few years ago:

I had forgotten that was a Zimmer theme! It's pretty much perfect.

I replayed it recently, and got through the whole thing without the blue tunic pretty easily. Although I had collected lots of heart pieces by that point and could be underwater for about 2 minutes at a time.

I assume there's a sidequest where you literally pimp out butterflies.

I set Spanish Flea as the alarm I wake up to, and I will stipulate in my will that it must be playing when my body is lowered into the ground.

Yeah, she looks enough like a young Carrie Fisher that she could have played Leia without any CGI. It would be a little jarring to see someone else in the role, but nowhere near as jarring as what they ended up doing.

Hey you! Join the Navy!

Every single person involved with the "faith based" movie industry should be forced to sit down and watch this movie, Clockwork Orange style.

Usually when I introduce a friend to MST3K, they end up appreciating the actual movie + riffing. I have never seen anyone enjoy the host segments, and to tell the truth, I'm not crazy about them either. The show needs a framing device, but good Lord those segments can be tedious.

Since you enjoy ridiculous accents, have you seen The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies?

She is gorgeous, and the skirt she wears doesn't hurt either. She does have some weird line readings, but I think for the most part gives a good performance.

Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!

You sonofa—-

"ARE THERE ANY OTHER OF YOU THAT WISH TO CONFUSE FREEDOM… WITH TREASON?!"

I was really happy when I realized one of the new bots is Zeke from Comedy Bang Bang.

It's weird seeing the same actor show up in multiple unrelated MST3K movies. I remember realizing to my surprise that Kalgan and Diabolik were the same guy.