The first time I watched the Mike Pipper scene I damn near stopped breathing, I was laughing so hard. It just doesn't let up.

BUS TAKER.

The first six Star Wars are worth watching with Rifftrax. It's not their best riffing of all time, but still really fun.

You been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?

Punch Side-Iron!

Are you the guy who's been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the bathroom wall?

I'm gonna watch Track of the Moon Beast while eating stew made of chicken, corn, green peppers, chili… *heavy sigh* onions…

The first time I watched it, the 96-day jump cut literally made my jaw drop.

That sounds like a bunch o' city-slickin' talk to me.

Haha, boy we sure have come a long way since…
*remembers 'freedom fries' in 2003*
Ah, shit.

Lots of good things are ruined if you pay attention to their biggest fans.

I asked Johnny Tight-Lips to confirm this, but he didn't tell me anything.

So will this be a crossover with The Tick?

You are correct.

This rules.

http://i.onionstatic.com/av…

I'd give the current administration 50/50 odds at spelling "Kennedy" correctly on the first try.

*gets up and walks out*

Not puffy enough.

I'm singing Blue Sky from their 2007 album The Walk. It rules.