That Paul Rust guy likes chemicals so much, he's like Walter White.

Jasmine is Middle Eastern, not Chinese-Hawaiian.

It's so weird how the MST3K movie is shorter than an average episode of the show, yet still manages to feel slower. I still like it, though.

"Are you boys cooking up there?"
No…
"Are you building an interociter?"
No!

I hate the new commenting system, but I love how it's making people comment on the wrong article.

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the lady part on the bottom and the fish part on top?

CAW!!!

*FARTS*

It's not from the 80s, but that dramatic choir & orchestra version of We Gotta Get Out Of This Place in the new Skull Island trailer is a horrible offender.

Artoo Detoo-soon.

*heavy sigh* Okay, I'll go get my old NES joystick out of storage.

Christ, what an asshole.

"This was a particularly bad case of a giant gorilla being cut in half with a machete."

No snark, this is a gorgeous song.

Just watched the trailer again and you're right, it's a thinner curved blade.

John C Reilly's character's backstory sounds like something his character in Step-Brothers would come up with, and I am fully on board with it. Seeing him wielding a machete in the trailer was the point where I decided I have to see this.

I Heard It Through The Ape's Vine

Parents' Television Council tells FX to get rid of the Seaward.

I thought they were just talking about Pete Hornberger's favorite Todd Rundgren album. Must have misheard.

TUSK