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"I just don’t want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter" is one of the best lines of the whole series. There's so much dismissal, phony paternal care, and casual contempt packed into Jason Bateman's delivery.

But has he ever been a guest on Cum Town?

I'd say that last bit is exactly why Atamanuik is better. SNL would never have Baldwin straight-up say the Republican party has been based on white supremacy for sixty years.

He probably didn't pair it with the right jellybeans.

Dad, sit down.

Lindsay: I mean, it's always been "Michael's got the brains, Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the…"
George Sr: High-fastening pants.
Lindsay: You said that?
George Sr: No, I'm saying that now.

200,000 years running, baby!

That episode is great for many reasons, chief among them being the sight of Dee pecking at her cheesesteak like a bird.

Until then, you could play the ghost town arrow-sniper segment in Twilight Princess over and over again.

The Legend of Zelda: Lens Vaseline Of The Wild

Good *and* very smartly used.

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN.

[Homer Simpson watching Get Out]
"It's true, it's true! We're so lame!"

I'm seeing it again tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to catching stuff I missed (or didn't understand the meaning of) the first time around.

I haven't seen Atlanta, but he really was great in a small & pivotal role. I'd say the whole cast was great, especially Daniel Kaluuya. He had such a huge range to cover, from big horror-protagonist emoting to tiny, subtle barely-conscious reactions, and he nailed all of it.

I'm one of those people. I like to lean forward so far, I look like a downhill skier on a straightaway. And automatic toilets are the worst. But if I cover the sensor, I make damn sure to flush when I'm done.

…Him?

*dainty cough*

Whoa whoa, I'm just blue turtlin' here.

And where are the college girls, bro?