…Is this an episode of Good Bits?

K = Kid; he’s a kid
N = Naughty; he’s a naughty kid
I = I am the person who will grab the knife
F = Friend; he’s not our friend
E = Education (or, Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge)
G = Gadzooks! I’m terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with the knife!
R = Really? Don’t you think it’s time you grabbed the…

Listening to that track for the first time was such a hilariously weird experience, I literally forgot to breathe a few times.

*MissionDistrictBot is immediately sued by the Chiffons*

…When?

Mike Mitchell? You mean the Spoonman is directing this?

20th Century Fox Wastes $130 Million Getting Alien: Covenant All Glittered Up For Easter

It's a jumping off point!

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the commenters are at it again.

The kids from Prince of Space, with their upsettingly short shorts and affinity for boot-blacking.

For me it's either Love Psych or Rollercloser.

That would be nice, but maybe he's just better at making comedy in other formats. Like how Conan is way better in out-of-the-studio bits where he can just be weird and hilarious around unsuspecting people.

He's a multi-hyphenate, like Angry Sangwich.

That joke was well done.

*falls down wooded hillside for three minutes*

Also yes.

That's definitely my favorite line from You're So Vain.

I appreciate the shout-out to Champion's Shower Beer. Their Missile IPA is great too, and I don't even like IPAs.

He was not able to reattach the top half of Chazelle's body to the lower half of his body.

A Talking Chan?!