If your goal was to make me read this comment in Hannibal Buress' voice and cadence, you did a fantastic job.

I don't see him as a ship captain, he's more of a Paul-Reiser-treacherous-corporate-asshole type. Or he could play a brilliant scientist who puts his exposed face right up close to a mysterious alien life form.

Sadly, I have been told that I do not fuck that well.

How am I supposed to believe that unless it shows us in excruciating detail how he got his powers?

I think they're less common up there, and only grow in certain mountainous areas in the east. And 'ramp' might be an American term; they're also called wild leeks. I've lived in the southeast US for most of my life and had no idea what ramps were until my Forest Service job required me to go study them.

Never tried them in cornbread, but I'm sure you could make it work.

That was a long-winded way of saying "Get me pictures of Spider-Man!"

SAY WHAT?

What's that stand for?

Since you mentioned alliums, if you live in the eastern US or Canada, you have got to try putting wild ramps in your scrambled eggs. Or omelets. Or biscuits. Or pizza. Or anything.

It's not sad that Amy Adams is in BvS. What's sad is that she doesn't even have the opportunity to be good in that role.

Fucking hell, is that what happens? I watched the Red Letter Media "movies we haven't talked about in 2016" video the other day and Mike's praise for The Brothers Grimsby got me interested. It also surprised me, because I could have sworn that movie came out at least 2 or 3 years ago.

Every time I read Scott Adkins' name I picture Scott Adsit, which would make for a very different movie.

Definitely better than the talking fox in Antichrist.

A wang that, rumor has it, belongs to Judd Apatow.

It's not even the best scene from The Witch.

The Reloaded trailer is still pretty great, but I remember even at the time that "50 Smiths" fight looked like a PS2 cutscene. The highway chase, however, is an all-time great action scene.

Like anyone would want to 'R' him.

Except for Carth, that whiny dipshit.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no, but I might want a regular banana later, so… yeah.