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Sentient Beard
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Zah!

He calls the motion-capture suit 'computer pajamas.'

This is where the fish lives.

F - I - N - E… 4 letters… 4 Washington Lane… The next clue is at the White House!

Eight irises!

For real.

Oh, Paul Rudd is in this?

That's too much, man!

Yeah, that bugged me too. It's a grave sin for a woman in the public eye to let herself become unfuckable.

I got really into the Marx Brothers because my parents made me watch their movies.

A big pair of Death Stars dangling from the undercarriage of Snoke's Ultra Star Destroyer.

Rogue Jackin' It

A submarine movie with Admiral Ackbar would be worth it if we get to hear him say the word "superstructure" again.

Oh please, next you'll be telling us that Bond villains should just shoot 007 in the head instead of putting him in an intricate death-trap, explaining their plans and then walking away!

I hope the film ends with Bail Organa flying back home to Alderaan and casually mentioning that he's only three days from retirement.

And it would be even more fun to smoke it with Fisher.

Pardon My Zimmer.

[Louis CK voice]
Because some things ARE and some things ARE NOT!

Villeneuve wasted a great opportunity to turn that into a musical montage set to Put 'Em On The Glass by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

I'm not scared if you are go home!