Ha! Glad I'm not the only person who did that. It's especially fun to hit the 'twirl' button really fast for a while, then stand still and watch your character do a silent rave.

KOTOR is still a fun game, and everyone should know what they're signing up for with a Bioware game, but man… there's so much dialogue to get through, especially if you're compelled to chase down every single side-quest.

Because ♪ life is a fucking nightmare!

And if anyone asks, you can tell 'em it was Golden Joe and the Suggins gang!

"Bottomless spite" is a perfect description of that character, and it's such a hard thing to do well and still be funny.

I'M SOOOORRRRY!!!

Nah, we're just Blue Turtlin'.

Where's Poochie?

I lived in Belize for a couple of years when I was a little kid! It's a chill place but the schools were not great.

"And is Dr. Lou Wong your primary physician?"
"He was the primary suspect in a botched C-section."

"How do you like the prank, you little shit?"

*slides across the counter, crashes into jukebox, jukebox starts playing Stayin' Alive*

…No?

You watch your ass.

I still check out his blog on the Miami Herald website once in a while. His summer posts about the election and Olympics were funny.

I love that book. My mom got it for me for Christmas, on October 8.

21 and 22 Jump Street are very funny. He also has a memorable cameo in This Is The End.

Dave Barry's comedic rhythm is so predictable, but it still gets a chuckle out of me.

This show is more like a man's grave.

QUIT GRILLIN' ME!