I'm still waiting for Homonym: Iran edition

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

"How come he don't want me glowering at him, man?"

I thought Jerry Minor sucked the whole time he was on SNL, but he's been excellent in *everything* else I've seen him in since. What's the deal?

Being grabbed and killed by a mysterious alien life-form: two and a half stars.

"That guy with the hairpiece? That was Bruce Willis the whole time, dude!"

Good to know.

I've occasionally thought about pursuing a career in archiving and preservation (either audio or video or both). How would you characterize the work?

I'll second this. I'm by no means a film buff or even a big fan of silent film in general, but "astonishing" is the right word. One of my buddies in college got a copy and convinced me to watch it with him, and after it ended we just sat in silence for about ten minutes.

Time Chasers certainly isn't a *bad* movie, and its budget shouldn't be held against it, but there's still plenty of fair-game material. First and foremost being the evil CEO's bizarrely located office on the mezzanine of a public library.

Are you not having fun yet?

Sing a song. Shut up!

No… I'm telling you that when the time came, he didn't have to.

I don't usually think to read the byline on any AV Club article, but I knew this was an O'Neal piece when I got to that last paragraph.

I just got chills looking at that. Good choice.

I'd never seen that one before! It's good, but Vader's posture is a little weird. He seems less like an imposing villain and more like a cranky neighbor yelling "Hey you kids, get off my roof!"

"Ditto," you provincial putz?

How do the toads taste?

All I remember about that movie was that I got my first blowjob while watching it in a mostly empty theater.

Nice marmot.