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An Affair To Remember was good, but A Blaffair To Rememblack was better.

I had my first legit banh mi a couple of years ago, and it was a profound experience. I live in a small town with some good food options, but Vietnamese is sadly not one of them.

I don't cry easily, but that long shot of them riding off gets me every time.

It's fair to criticize that film for having too many fake-out endings, but damn if it doesn't make every single one of them work.

Oh thunderclap_monolith, it's horrible… my father went the same way.

Not even Val Kilmer at the end of MacGruber, sadly.

"Kid de - tec - tives…" Four syllables… Four Washington Lane… The next clue is at the White House!

Popstar and Hot Rod are both really funny and better thought-out than you'd expect, but MacGruber is even better. Total gem. The scene where Will Forte tells Ryan Phillippe about his shared history with Val Kilmer and Maya Rudolph gets so hilariously dark.

I loved the first episode, then lost interest a few weeks later. But I keep hearing good things about it, so I should give it another chance sometime.

There are a lot of reasons to love Will Forte, but my favorite is that he doesn't seem to worry about making himself look bad in the service of comedy. I don't know how he got through that scene but it's amazing.

Please, call him Garry!

They demand to be taken seriously.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF

This unnecessary reboot has everything…

He's a phenomenal improviser. His Comedy Bang Bang appearances are never less than delightful.

"Your game, dipshit."

I enjoy the Nolan films just fine, but the campy movie and show from the sixties is the only way to film Batman so that it really makes sense.

I like Sudeikis. He was a reliable presence on SNL, capable of being the straight man, the game show host, the impressionist, or the weirdo (although he'll never beat Forte or Hader in that regard). He was funny and charming on 30 Rock, and it sounds like he was excellent in Last Man On Earth, although I gave up on…

My favorite is Bold Rock, but I'm not sure if you can get it outside of Virginia / DC. Also it's very much on the sweet side.